{"product_id":"get-better-soon-when-their-not-sick","title":"Get better soon-  When their not sick.","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003e The \"Get Well Soon\" Card for People Who Aren't Actually Sick! 😂💊\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eWe all have that one friend who needs a little... motivation. Give them the \"get well\" card they never saw coming! This card starts with a sweet, peachy grid design and ends with a punchline that will have them laughing (or questioning their life choices).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Vibe:\u003c\/b\u003e Sarcastic, minimalist, and hilariously blunt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Plot Twist:\u003c\/b\u003e Open it up for the real message: \"I know you're not sick, I just think you can do better.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePerfect For:\u003c\/b\u003e The friend who needs a \"vibe check,\" siblings, or anyone who appreciates a good roast.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4,0,0\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(139, 50, 174);\"\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"14,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eMade in the USA:\u003c\/b\u003e Proudly crafted from start to finish by a \u003cb\u003esmall US business\u003c\/b\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"14,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eHandmade Greeting Card:\u003c\/b\u003e Features original hand-drawn or digital artwork.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"14,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e Standard 5\" x 7\" format.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"14,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePremium Materials:\u003c\/b\u003e Printed on premium heavy \u003cb\u003e120 lb. cardstock\u003c\/b\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"14,4,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eProfessional Printing:\u003c\/b\u003e High-quality finish using \u003cb\u003epigment inks\u003c\/b\u003e for vibrant, lasting color.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"16,4,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eIncludes:\u003c\/b\u003e One card and one envelope.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"16,5,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePerfect For:\u003c\/b\u003e All occasions—we have a design for every celebration!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"BLD Print Co","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52139339251893,"sku":null,"price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0681\/5983\/2245\/files\/C21_3.png?v=1771136476","url":"https:\/\/bldprintco.com\/products\/get-better-soon-when-their-not-sick","provider":"BLD Print Co","version":"1.0","type":"link"}