I do not spew profanities- I enunciate like a fucking lady- Birthday wishes

For the Lady Who Enunciates Every... Single... Syllable. 🎙️💅

We all have that one friend who is the epitome of elegance—until she starts talking! This vintage-inspired card is a hilarious tribute to the "ladylike" way she handles her colorful vocabulary. With a chic retro aesthetic and a birthday wish that pulls no punches, it’s the perfect match for her big personality.

• The Vibe: Sophisticated snark with a side of glamour.

• The Inside Punchline: "I enunciate them like a fcking lady. Soo Happy Fcking Birthday.".

• Perfect For: That bestie, sister, or work wife who is equal parts "prim and proper" and "unfiltered.".

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• Made in the USA: Proudly crafted from start to finish by a small US business.

• Handmade Greeting Card: Features original hand-drawn or digital artwork.

• Size: Standard 5" x 7" format.

• Premium Materials: Printed on premium heavy 120 lb. cardstock.

• Professional Printing: High-quality finish using pigment inks for vibrant, lasting color.

• Includes: One card and one envelope.

• Perfect For: All occasions—we have a design for every celebration!