I love you...But... You inspire my inner serial killer

For the partner who knows exactly where you’d hide the body.

Let’s be real: true love isn't just about flowers and slow dancing—it's about finding that one person you haven't driven to the edge yet (mostly). Our "I Love You... But" card is the ultimate tribute to those beautifully chaotic relationships. With a blood-spatter aesthetic on the outside and a hilarious twist on the inside, it’s the perfect way to say "I love you" with a side of "don't push it."

Finally, a Valentine’s (or anniversary) card for the rest of us.

The Outside: A subtle "I Love You... BUT" with a red splatter design.

The Inside: "You inspire my inner serial killer".

• Made in the USA: Proudly crafted from start to finish by a small US business.

• Handmade Greeting Card: Features original hand-drawn or digital artwork.

• Size: Standard 5" x 7" format.

• Premium Materials: Printed on premium heavy 120 lb. cardstock.

• Professional Printing: High-quality finish using pigment inks for vibrant, lasting color.

• Includes: One card and one envelope.

• Perfect For: All occasions—we have a design for every celebration!