Studies have Shown-that intelligent people swear more than stupid motherfuckers

Says You’re Basically a Genius! 🧠🤬

Finally, a card that backs up your colorful vocabulary with "facts!" This retro-inspired beauty is the ultimate tribute to your smartest, most foul-mouthed friend. Featuring a fierce vintage aesthetic and a punchline that hits home, it’s the perfect way to celebrate their high IQ and even higher energy.

• The Vibe: Bold, unapologetic, and hilariously "research-based."

• The Inside Reveal: "Have a great fcking day you smart beautiful btch."

• Perfect For: Birthdays, promotions, or just reminding your bestie they're the smartest person in the room.

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• Made in the USA: Proudly crafted from start to finish by a small US business.

• Handmade Greeting Card: Features original hand-drawn or digital artwork.

• Size: Standard 5" x 7" format.

• Premium Materials: Printed on premium heavy 120 lb. cardstock.

• Professional Printing: High-quality finish using pigment inks for vibrant, lasting color.

• Includes: One card and one envelope.

• Perfect For: All occasions—we have a design for every celebration!